Gum Genius Prints

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out'.

Allotment

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Dentist Training School.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

Gardening

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

Luther Burbank

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

Champion gardener.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Careful...she bites."

'All those in favor...'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"We're so sorry for your floss."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'