Gum Care Guru Prints

Dr. D'Attillio liked to stress the importance of gum care...

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The adoration of the gels.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Be creative...!"

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'