Guitar Riff Master Mugs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

Guitar Man.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"