Guitar Riff Master Pillows

Keith Richards

Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Cimafunk

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

ZZZZZZZ Top

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Desert Island BBQ

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Filet minion

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Guitar Man.

Eric Clapton.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Burnt or Raw?