Reclining Riff Master Pillows

ZZZZZZZ Top

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Gary turns 40.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Ginger Baker.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

How the goat got square eyes.

Relaxing on a sofa

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Guitars in Heaven

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Musician plugged into amp.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Tony Iommi

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

The Specimen Hunter

My Musical Influences

Clydesdale never misses a beat.