Guitar Picker Gifts

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

"Pick me!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

The Scenic Route

Electric guitar

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"I'm very highly strung!"

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Bird guitarist.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"I get paid by the word."

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