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"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

"Pick me!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Robert Johnson.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Scenic Route

Electric guitar

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"I'm very highly strung!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Bird guitarist.

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

"I get paid by the word."

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