Guilt Trip Tourists Pillows

"Apparently it's a Californian Guilt Transmitter."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

My Gay Son Never Calls

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

Will assuage guilt for money.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Damned tourists.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

'This is the dungeon. Mind your head!'

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'