Guilt Trip Survivor Pillows

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Will assuage guilt for money.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

"How was the ski trip?"

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Viva Las Vegas.

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."