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'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Bummer Time Streaming

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Will assuage guilt for money.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

Heyyy... where's mine?

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

"Where can I go for this much?"

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"