Guilt Trip Survivor Mugs

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Will assuage guilt for money.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"How was the ski trip?"

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

Viva Las Vegas.

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."