Guilt Trip Rider Mugs

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

My Gay Son Never Calls

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Skaters gonna skate."

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Will assuage guilt for money.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

Route 666

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

"So, which one of these buttons releases the hounds?"

Tunnel of icebergs.

Sand sailing in the Sahara

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

'I have access to thousands of books with the push of a button...of course I feel guilty about not reading the Classics!'

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

Rome Welcomes Lunatic Drivers!

Man on diet fealing guilty

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."