Guilt Tripper Mugs

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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

A politician's dream come true...

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Will assuage guilt for money.

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

'I have access to thousands of books with the push of a button...of course I feel guilty about not reading the Classics!'

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

Man on diet fealing guilty

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

"You broke the window, huh?"

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.