Guilt Tripper Prints

Introducing...Superegoman!

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

A politician's dream come true...

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Will assuage guilt for money.

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

'I have access to thousands of books with the push of a button...of course I feel guilty about not reading the Classics!'

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

Man on diet fealing guilty

"You broke the window, huh?"