Guilt Trip Enthusiasts Prints

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Will assuage guilt for money.

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

Satan Fast Food

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

"So, which one of these buttons releases the hounds?"

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

Miracle: Walking on Water

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

Things I should be proud of - but am not. Things I shouldn't be proud of - but am.

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."