Guideline Geek Pillows

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Geek fairies

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."