Guideline Geek Gifts

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Geek fairies

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."