Guidebook Skeptic Pillows

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"God works in mysterious ways."

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'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Older cousin press

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.'

"What do the know!"

Alternative Accountants

Rational explanations

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Success Without Effort

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

'Bucky's new book, I think.'

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

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PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"It's my personal, one step recipe for success. Step 1: Gimme all your money."

"I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest." "Very good, little buddy." "I see you've read chapter 7 of 'Randy "the Rock" Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect'." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." "I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper." "I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed."

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal