Guggenheim Goer Pillows

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Exercising

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Gymnast's Commute

The Finger.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

Guiness is good for you...

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

In the wake of tourism...

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

'This is just the warm up.'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership