Guggenheim Goer Gifts

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Exercising

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Gymnast's Commute

The Finger.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

Guiness is good for you...

In the wake of tourism...

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

'This is just the warm up.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

Ok, I'll meet you at the Optimist Club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

In a reverse universe. We say it's a wine drinking club, but the wine is really just an excuse to get together and discuss books.

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon