Guerilla Tactician Pillows

Fox Holes

Lynching on social media

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

GREENLAND

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Chess Trainer