Revenge Tactician Pillows

"The neighbor's dog just made a deposit in our yard. We're going over there to give him his interest."

"Remember me? I'm the guy you fired three years ago.. Guess where I'm working now!"

Lynching on social media

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

Money in mousetrap

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"I'm not going to bother studying that section. I'm just learning to the test."

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."

Football player thinks: Tic-Tac-Toe