Guerilla Tactician Gifts

Fox Holes

Lynching on social media

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Sam Allardyce

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

GREENLAND

Joachim Low

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'

Heroes of the Afghan War

Chess Trainer