Guardian Of The Landline Gifts

Looking for a gift for your guardian of the landline? Discover playful and creative products that celebrate their love for vintage phones and the charm of bygone communication eras. These quirky items are perfect for anyone who appreciates nostalgia with a modern twist, blending humor and affection in every design. Whether it’s a gift for a tech enthusiast or a vintage lover, our range offers thoughtful options to keep the landline spirit alive.

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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here." mockup

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

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The Zoo.

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"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything." mockup

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class." mockup

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins." mockup

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

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"Tommy!"

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"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!" mockup

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...' mockup

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

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"Well, I had 'the talk' with him. mockup

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

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'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!' mockup

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective." mockup

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

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"Look, it's my word balloon."

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"Your momma lied to you, boy."

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A baby playing on a grand piano

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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures." mockup

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!" mockup

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

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'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.' mockup

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

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The new global mantra flag for the future

The new global mantra flag for the future mockup

The new global mantra flag for the future

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"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!" mockup

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

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"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!" mockup

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

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"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!" mockup

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

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"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!" mockup

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

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'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!' mockup

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

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"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne." mockup

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

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'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.' mockup

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way." mockup

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

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"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life." mockup

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

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"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?" mockup

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

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'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.' mockup

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

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'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!' mockup

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

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Guardian Of The Landline Gifts Collection

Guardian Of The Landline Mugs

Explore our range of mugs crafted for landline lovers—funny, nostalgic, and perfect for those who cherish their vintage phone moments.

Guardian Of The Landline Pillows

Bring home pillows featuring charming landline themes—ideal for cozying up or decorating a nostalgic space.

Guardian Of The Landline Prints

Find artistic prints that celebrate the classic allure of landlines—unique pieces for vintage phone fans and retro decor lovers.

Guardian Of The Landline T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to landline enthusiasts with witty and retro-inspired designs. Wear your love for vintage phones with pride.