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Gates of heaven with bouncers

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"He's a guard dog."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Cat statues on entrance gate

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Guide fish.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Titanic iceberg auction

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Closed Thursdays.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

Mother Nature

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

"Things are picking up..."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

Magnetic North

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

'I don't think there's room for us all.'

Giant in need of shoes.