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Gates of heaven with bouncers

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cat statues on entrance gate

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"He's a guard dog."

Guide fish.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Titanic iceberg auction

Closed Thursdays.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Heavenly Take Out

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Mother Nature

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

"Things are picking up..."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Magnetic North

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.

Magnets & acupuncture.

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."