Guardian Of The Flow Gifts

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Pet dogs owner thinks her life is boring

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

Minnesota ground water

"Guard coming."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Me…me…catch me!'

Fisherman catching rubbish.

Thames Water

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Plastic Pollution

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

"The fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water. . . you should have added microplastics, some waste oil and industrial effluent."

"Too righteous?"

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

Radioactive Fish

A lone tree is protected in a barren landscape.

It has come to my attention that the Salmon River in Idaho is relatively unpolluted. How did we let this happen?

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water