Guardian Of Galleries Mugs

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"He likes it."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Culture Saturday

"Tommy!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Deaths from Coronavirus

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

The Rise of Modern Art

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."