Gallery Manager Mugs

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Misunderstood artist

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Escher exhibition first floor

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'