Guardian Angel Vibes Gifts

'Security!!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

Your angel is always with you

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Prince in the Afterlife

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

Always look for your angel.

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"Try twenty-three left."

"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

"Spoiler alert!"

Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."

City angels.

'I'm your guardian angel, and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

'If you're in Heaven, Reagan, how come that nice Senator Kennedy isn't?', 'Maybe it's because when I was younger, I was a lifeguard.'