Grumpy Pony Club Pillows

Grump Horse and Rider

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"You have the Hum bug.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Visiting 'friends'.

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

Matched pair

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

The Church of the Wholly Cross