Grumpy Pony Club Gifts

Grump Horse and Rider

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Grumpy old merry men.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Visiting 'friends'.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

Matched pair

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."