Grumpy Kid Vibes Gifts

'It's not fair!'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'I know how you feel.'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

'No.'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

'I know a trap when I see one.'

Matched pair

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

Never Satisfied.

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

"I...hate...this....song."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

'I can't eat because I'm on a diet, I can't drink because of my ulcer and I can't be merry because I'm a grouch.'

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.

'You're ticking me off!'

'He never could get anything right.'