Growth Hormone Guru Pillows

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"#Win!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Oh Hi!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Tree Passion

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Mulch madness"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery