Grass Growth Guru Pillows

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"#Win!"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Oh Hi!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

Lawnmower

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot