Grass Grower Pillows

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Lawnmower

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Barbecue

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Hipster Yard

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.