Grass Grower Pillows

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Lawnmower

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Barbecue

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

THe UDDER Side

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

Hipster Yard

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.