Grass Cutting Guru Pillows

Bovine Fast Food

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Oh Hi!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Lawnmower

Giant slug attacks a city

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Grass huggers.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

I want to be a lawn!

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Watering can helmet.