Grass Cutting Pillows

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Lawnmower

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

I love tennis

Ref shows footballer green card.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

Hipster Yard

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

Grade 'A' Grass.

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

I'm a Grasstafarian!

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

NINJA GRAZER