Green Grass Enthusiast Pillows

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Lawnmower

I fart more than that!

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Climate change skeptics.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Beware of the Lawn

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Free Range Golfers

'Green Peace'

Neurotics in the tropics

I want to be a lawn!