Green Grass Enthusiast Pillows

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Sale! Weed Whackers

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

I fart more than that!

Lawnmower

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

THe UDDER Side

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Green Peace'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Free Range Golfers

Beware of the Lawn

Climate change skeptics.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Climate Summit

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."