Growth Hormone Guru Gifts

"Living in space makes you grow taller."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Oh Hi!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Do you have anything bigger?

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion

Gardening#2

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'