Groupthink Critic Gifts

"OK, has anyone got a better idea?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

Six Thinking Hats

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Unanimous voting.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Moulting"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"That's hardly necessary!"