Group Therapy Giggler Gifts

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I'm with the band.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Tred carefully mill.

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Group discount therapy.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

"Let's try a slower speed."

"Guess what face I'm making now."

"Well, I feel some of you in this group are heavy into denial."

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"Now, Og...what did we agree on about passing the talking stick?"

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

'I think the idea of an online dating service for seniors is fine. I just don't think we should name it, 'TimesRunningOut.com.''

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

Fear of the dark support group.

'I feel disappointed. I thought group therapy would be more fun.'

'Says he came here to deliver a package.'