Group Of Friends Gifts

"Do you guys need a forth?"

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Wildlife

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'T.M.I.F.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

SALE

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Fish hunting for men.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."