'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'
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'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"
"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."
'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.
The Decline of Europe
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
When cockroaches go unchecked.
Thin Tank and Emote Tank.
It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?
'These new video games are getting out of hand...'
A collective sigh of relief.
Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless
'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'
New Silk Road,
"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"
"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"
"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"
"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."
Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
DING DONG!
'Our firewall barely protects our content.'
George Smith Patton
'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'
The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?
"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"
BE.. All that you can BE...
"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"
Opec & Coronavirus
Service Entry.
'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'
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