Grooming Gladiator Gifts

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

American Football.

This castle manager job better be for real.

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"She can be outspoken."

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

Football Blockers.

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Pizza Fencing

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Who to Sue Today.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

You Don't Know What It's Like

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

Power Point Hell

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'