Grooming Adventurers Pillows

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dogs shaving

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Be creative...!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"