Groom's Giggle Pillows

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Not you. Your hair.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

At the baby oil factory.

Pest control, with death.

Hockey Goal

"I can't believe I just paid that guy 160 bucks to tell me 'happy wife, happy life'."

'Dicing with Death'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Stretcher Header.

Pachelbel at weddings

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Dead & Breakfast.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"He should've passed the puck."

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'