Groom's Giggle Prints

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

At the baby oil factory.

"I can't believe I just paid that guy 160 bucks to tell me 'happy wife, happy life'."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Dicing with Death'

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

Pachelbel at weddings

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Dead & Breakfast.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"Not It!"

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."