Grocery Store Fun-seeker Gifts

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

Eye of Newt Helper

Shoppers of Mystery.

You are what you eat

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Could we take a short recess? My client could use some time on the swings."

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"It's like we're living in a banana republic, only without the bananas."

Extrasafeways

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

Hole Foods. I hear all the mice are organic.

I don't get it - they give us name tag stickers, but they never let us mingle

Hole Foods

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

'Not another shipment of orange juice that is TOO concentrated and explodes.'

Cartoon of Eggs.

"After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product of the person who eats it?"

'He got as far as the door before I clobbered him with a salami.'

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

Carrion Helper

Your handwriting is terrible! You want how many Ho Hos and a barrel of what?

Buyers remorse items.