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Schlock Holmes

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Barbeque Casualty.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

It's all gravy.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

Dog BBQ

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Barbecue in the snow.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

"You're losing your everything."

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"The only thing good about grilling in winter is the ice in my scotch melts slower."

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'