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War Starting Gun

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"Ukraine peace talks"

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Ebola Virus

Calling the IDF

Percentage artwork

Tension in middle east

Count Putin

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."